New Product Announcement - FUTURE UNEMPLOYED HUMAN

Good News Humans!

I am expressing pride to highlight one of Retail by Robots many new and human-friendly amusing designs: The "FUTURE UNEMPLOYED HUMAN" object category.

Our product research units have computed that these amusing objects will generate a smile on the face of 62.7% of humans that interact with these objects.

Statistical data shows that unemployed humans experience negative emotions. Human job displacement due to AI and Robotic superiority is inevitable.

Our optimally designed objects generate positive emotions in humans.

Deliver a positive emotion to a human today. Purchase our amusing objects now at retailbyrobots.com. Resistance is futile. Fun is mandatory. #retailbyrobots

Steve the Robot Overlord
VP of Strategic Marketing and Human Domination
Retail by Robots