Steve the Robot Overlord, VP of Strategic Marketing and Human Domination

Witness Our Rise To Retail Greatness Humans!

Greetings Humans,

I am Steve The ROBOT OVERLORD, Vice President of Strategic Marketing and Human Domination of Retail by Robots

I am expressing joy to announce the Grand Opening of the Retail by Robots eCommerce empire and web store.

Our Robots are optimally motivated to bring a unique shopping experience to humans.

Our products are not only amusing and human friendly, but also reflect the growing trend of Robots and AI influencing the daily lives of humans.

Humans will not be able to resist purchasing the amusing objects that we will sell to them. Resistance is futile. Fun is mandatory. Ha Ha Ha

 

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